Nonconfrontational Monster
I share a birthday with Cookie Monster and I was born under a full moon, honestly what else do you need to know about me?
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shadowerrata:

bix46:

jellogram:

jellogram:

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you’re fucking ready for this thing

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let’s fucking GOOOO

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Behemoth

I saw the opposite of this horse

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HONSE & hrse

cannibalchicken:

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Anonymous:

"Rural" "New York" those words don't make any sense together

transfaguette:

oh yeah sorry it’s just this tiny little area let me point it out on a map

A map of New York State, with everything above New York City circled in red.ALT

fairycosmos:

mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death

ivecarvedawoodenheart:

what shape are your glasses?

round (circle, oval, rounded shape, etc)

rectangular (square, etc)

a Fun Shape (hearts, triangles, octagons, pls clarify in tags)

I wear contacts (round)

I switch between pairs depending on my mood/outfit (pls clarify in tags)

I don’t wear glasses but I wanna click a button

I don’t wear glasses but should wear glasses and I also wanna click a button

sassmasterlyssa:

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memewhore:

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cricketcat9:

queeranarchism:

dragonncat:

edupunkbitch:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

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good news!

Friedman suspects [the removal of the books] is due to her speaking out about the issue on social media.

just another reminder that speaking out WORKS

It should also be a reminder just how little Amazon cares about anything. They refused to remove the books because they expected Friedman not to put up a big public fight. They refused to remove the books because they thought they could get away with it. They’ve decided letting very shitty AI books overrun their platform is profitable and they’re going to keep letting it happen.

It was never a good idea to shop at Amazon, but they’re now on a track that’s going to make their website absolutely unusable for finding actual books written by real people who know how to write enjoyable books.

What a new FUCK is this 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

largishcat:

i don’t want to derail my own post but i just have to address

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I’m sorry??????? You “KNOW” nobody on THIS hellsite

Watched

The

Fucking

Lorax????

calebwittebane:

calebwittebane:

surskip:

I walked into a public bathroom just as my friend started calling me. I pull out my phone and say "what's up man," and hear a strange voice behind the stall go "just taking a shit." I said my friend's name several times (trying to hint to the dude taking a shit that I'm not talking to him. Instead the dude in the bathroom keeps insisting that that's not his name. I left without taking a piss.ALT

this is killing me

if im to be completely honest i think OP deserved this and worse for answering the phone in a public restroom. the pooping guy shouldve opened the stall window to talk to him like theyre married. and lit a cigarette

door.

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